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dmbowns
12-02-2006, 02:03 AM
"I love you, cuz i cant stop,
I need you, cuz you wont stop,
Dont want to love you, but I cant stop,
I wanna bang you, and I cant stop"
-Dave Matthews



And I'm dead serious.

alexbunke
12-02-2006, 02:05 AM
Nice twist.

FightTheGoodFight
12-02-2006, 02:05 AM
Solid song, but I'd end the friendship.

alexbunke
12-02-2006, 02:07 AM
Solid song, but I'd end the friendship.I think the point is that they got the words wrong.

dmbowns
12-02-2006, 02:32 AM
Well, more of a school friend if you know what I mean.


But I probably laughed for a good full minute after seeing that.

And previously it was Dreamgirl.

FightTheGoodFight
12-02-2006, 02:36 AM
Well, more of a school friend if you know what I mean.


But I probably laughed for a good full minute after seeing that.

And previously it was Dreamgirl.

If your "school friend" is a chick, PIIHB.

dmbowns
12-02-2006, 02:40 AM
And it is, sadly, a guy.

FERRALL
12-02-2006, 03:04 AM
Currently in one of my friend's profile:

Wise men say only fools rush in
but I can't help falling in love with you.
-Dave Matthews

EClayton08
12-02-2006, 05:07 AM
if thats a guy, fuckin print htay shit and put it allll over the school

dsera
12-02-2006, 05:26 AM
Currently in one of my friend's profile:

Wise men say only fools rush in
but I can't help falling in love with you.
-Dave Matthews
Now that guy/girl is an idiot.

upandaway
12-02-2006, 06:45 AM
I want Dave to use the word "bang" more often.

JamSession v2.0
12-02-2006, 08:50 AM
I fall so hard inside the idea of (banging) you?

Ledge
12-02-2006, 08:52 AM
I fall so hard inside the idea of (banging) you?

:lol I actually chuckled at that one.

John Chimpo
12-02-2006, 08:58 AM
tragic

CvillePong
12-02-2006, 09:43 AM
Oh give the guy a break. He might even get laid because of it.

d.m.bfan222
12-02-2006, 09:52 AM
wow, that is hilarious.

denali
12-02-2006, 10:34 AM
ew. i never listen to that song. please tell me dave does NOT say " i want to bang you but i can't stop". please, please, PLEASE.

groove merchant
12-02-2006, 10:46 AM
:lame

JamSession v2.0
12-02-2006, 12:09 PM
When did Gandhi start doing yoga from the grave?

alexbunke
12-02-2006, 12:23 PM
He doesn't say BANG he says THANK you.

denali
12-02-2006, 12:40 PM
He doesn't say BANG he says THANK you.thank allah. his ass was about to lose many points on the respect-o-meter.

som3d3vil34
12-02-2006, 03:35 PM
Currently in one of my friend's profile:

Wise men say only fools rush in
but I can't help falling in love with you.
-Dave Matthews

:lol

FHW
12-02-2006, 05:31 PM
Currently in one of my friend's profile:

Wise men say only fools rush in
but I can't help falling in love with you.
-Dave Matthews

I was in one of my friend's dorm rooms last year and his roommate had a little poster that said
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
--David J. Matthews

I laughed about it for longer than I should have and I still give that guy shit about it. "Oh, Lady Madonna? That's...that's David J. Matthews, right?".

FERRALL
12-02-2006, 05:32 PM
I was in one of my friend's dorm rooms last year and his roommate had a little poster that said



:lol now that is super retarded, not knowing In My Life is by John Lennon

dmb0226
12-02-2006, 05:46 PM
:lol

denali
12-02-2006, 05:59 PM
That's...that's David J. Matthews, right?".
i never understand why people quote things as "david j. matthews". I realize thats how he's listed with ASCAP, but seriously. like things by "david j." are all profound, while things by "dave" not so much. :rolleyes

FHW
12-02-2006, 06:02 PM
i never understand why people quote things as "david j. matthews". I realize thats how he's listed with ASCAP, but seriously. like things by "david j." are all profound, while things by "dave" not so much. :rolleyes

That is a big part of why I found it so hilarious.

dsera
12-02-2006, 07:35 PM
Now I had to go through my entire buddy list to see if anyone had something stupid. Nope, nothing out of the ordinary stupid anyhow. I'm almost disappointed.

FightTheGoodFight
12-02-2006, 07:52 PM
I will never delete this from my computer:

Some kid who I once went to high school with had this in his away message recently:

"the New York City, Central Park, the Dave Matthews Band
coke a soaka docka doog got me thinkin
I said oh diggi dock siggi dit b'd'bone de doan
grrr-dacka alaka a sitti doa I was a doe
I was tellin myself
a lubba dope doe locka
locka misseh locka mee what tuh say
jucka rrrrt hocka sicki dowa d'say
locka mo dad is sure di go di go
oh lotta doe oh lotta doe oh lotta locki moh
what i was tryin to tell you before is
n-n-n-n-New York City gutta supta du
skidda biddah svidadidavguh sudda
New York City is the greatest damn city in the whole laaarr yeah
city solocka mid n doe booh uppenah
suh low diggi dock sih dome b'doan
drrr-docka sih eh dah dah eh dope
eh dah dah a coopa eh dah dah eh dope
eh dah dah en doop eh dah dah eh dookuh
eh dah dah en doogkah eh dah dah ah dooka
dah goh rrrraaay owh locki ridoo dowh
lockihb-mih rock'm in logga dih say
greaaat owh rrrocki din doan di doe
locka moe esah'wait a'roight a'rait
ooowh lrrrocki di doan di doan
New York City likah bo bo bo
rrrate oowh rrockih di goe
lockih dohn dohn dohn dohn dohn doh doh doh doh doh" ~dm, central park~

:lol x 1,000,000

dsera
12-02-2006, 08:05 PM
I will never delete this from my computer:

Some kid who I once went to high school with had this in his away message recently:

"the New York City, Central Park, the Dave Matthews Band
coke a soaka docka doog got me thinkin
I said oh diggi dock siggi dit b'd'bone de doan
grrr-dacka alaka a sitti doa I was a doe
I was tellin myself
a lubba dope doe locka
locka misseh locka mee what tuh say
jucka rrrrt hocka sicki dowa d'say
locka mo dad is sure di go di go
oh lotta doe oh lotta doe oh lotta locki moh
what i was tryin to tell you before is
n-n-n-n-New York City gutta supta du
skidda biddah svidadidavguh sudda
New York City is the greatest damn city in the whole laaarr yeah
city solocka mid n doe booh uppenah
suh low diggi dock sih dome b'doan
drrr-docka sih eh dah dah eh dope
eh dah dah a coopa eh dah dah eh dope
eh dah dah en doop eh dah dah eh dookuh
eh dah dah en doogkah eh dah dah ah dooka
dah goh rrrraaay owh locki ridoo dowh
lockihb-mih rock'm in logga dih say
greaaat owh rrrocki din doan di doe
locka moe esah'wait a'roight a'rait
ooowh lrrrocki di doan di doan
New York City likah bo bo bo
rrrate oowh rrockih di goe
lockih dohn dohn dohn dohn dohn doh doh doh doh doh" ~dm, central park~

:lol x 1,000,000
:wtf oh. my. god. :lol

alexbunke
12-02-2006, 08:08 PM
That's awesome. I'm going to transcribe that scat tonight.

alexbunke
12-02-2006, 08:14 PM
God that is badass.

captainbluntmofo
12-02-2006, 08:14 PM
I have never seen an away message that impressed me for some reason.

alexbunke
12-02-2006, 08:16 PM
That Central Park scat is one of the best things Dave has ever done.

captainbluntmofo
12-02-2006, 08:19 PM
That Central Park scat is one of the best things Dave has ever done.

Yes it was. I kept thinking they were really stepping up to the size of the event.That whole Jimi was awesome. Crowd was in a legit frenzy.

dmbowns
12-03-2006, 01:27 AM
That scat is money. Ever since then it went downhill.

A few good '04 ones, but beyond that eh.

ethaxton
12-03-2006, 01:48 AM
That scat is money. Ever since then it went downhill.

A few good '04 ones, but beyond that eh.

Yeah, the first time I heard it I was like oohhh mmyyy goooddd thats awesome. Doing it everytime has kinda ruined it.