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GreyStHokie
12-21-2006, 02:08 PM
you walk in and on your left are 4 stalls, all empty. the 4th stall is the handicapped stall.

which stall do you enter?

thestand
12-21-2006, 02:20 PM
Closest to the wall is always my rule, and I'm not a douchebag, so stall 3 it is.

Strugz10
12-21-2006, 02:26 PM
I'm an asshole and take stall 4. I need my space.

Buddy The Elf
12-21-2006, 02:32 PM
THE CADY BABY....always take the Cadillac. has a ton of room and at work it has it's own sink. nothing like a one stop dumb.

dsera
12-21-2006, 02:34 PM
Whichever is cleaner looking <shudder> I hate public bathrooms and avoid them as much as humanly possible.

Strugz10
12-21-2006, 02:44 PM
I go to extreme lengths to make sure when I'm alone when I'm "in the stall". It never ceases to amaze me the lack of shame people have when they are taking care of business in a public restroom. I would be mortified if I made the noises some of people in my office do, let alone letting everyone else in the bathroom hear. Gross.

bsan83
12-21-2006, 02:53 PM
There's nothing more embarassing and awkward than when someone in an adjacent stall is having some very audible GI issues.

Buddy The Elf
12-21-2006, 02:55 PM
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to Shit and Stink

Strugz10
12-21-2006, 03:01 PM
Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted :shit

GreyStHokie
12-21-2006, 03:20 PM
words of wisdom, thanks.

Fan#41
12-21-2006, 03:24 PM
Always snag the handicrap stall.

coots
12-21-2006, 03:25 PM
there's something creepy about stall #1

Fan#41
12-21-2006, 03:39 PM
there's something creepy about stall #1

Well it is the first stall that a crazy gunman would kick in.

coots
12-21-2006, 03:48 PM
Well it is the first stall that a crazy gunman would kick in.

exactly.

Smokey the Bear
12-21-2006, 05:03 PM
Well it is the first stall that a crazy gunman would kick in.

Or is it? Time for a spinoff poll!

ethaxton
12-21-2006, 05:45 PM
I'd probably go with one of the urinals

coots
12-21-2006, 06:19 PM
I'd probably go with one of the urinals

no urinals.

EClayton08
12-21-2006, 06:42 PM
I'd probably go with one of the urinals

your av is great :upyours

Guyute
12-21-2006, 07:16 PM
At my office, we have no handicapped people on the floor, so I use the handicapped stall whenever there's a choice.

The other day, I came out and there was a guy in a wheelchair sitting there waiting for me to finish. I felt bad for a minute, but I still use the handicapped stall whenever it's open.

dsera
12-21-2006, 07:18 PM
At my office, we have no handicapped people on the floor, so I use the handicapped stall whenever there's a choice.

The other day, I came out and there was a guy in a wheelchair sitting there waiting for me to finish. I felt bad for a minute, but I still use the handicapped stall whenever it's open.
you're such a bastard!

Guyute
12-21-2006, 07:38 PM
you're such a bastard!
What can I say? I need my space. We've got 2 stalls and the other one is way too small :lol

Marjorie
12-21-2006, 08:37 PM
at work the first stall seems to be used the most so I stay away from it and go with stall # 2.

mrchattr
12-21-2006, 11:32 PM
Stall four. No question.

EClayton08
12-22-2006, 01:46 AM
you know the smart answer is stall 2, most people go for small 3, if they don't want the privacy they have no problem going to first one. ala stall 2 is the least used stall.

alexbunke
12-22-2006, 02:02 AM
Always 3.

akleiner34
12-22-2006, 02:09 AM
4 and then I masterbate and shit on the floor.

alexbunke
12-22-2006, 02:12 AM
4 and then I masterbate and shit on the floor.:upyours

Crush87
12-22-2006, 02:35 AM
after a long search, theres no screencaps of the Curb episode

Strugz10
12-22-2006, 10:22 AM
4 and then I masterbate and shit on the floor.

I thought that was a given?

GreyStHokie
12-22-2006, 10:41 AM
interesting..i thought 3 would be the most popular. you handicap users have no shame.

Strugz10
12-22-2006, 11:07 AM
interesting..i thought 3 would be the most popular. you handicap users have no shame.

What if there are no handicapped people on your floor though? It's a waste of a perfect throne.

dsera
12-22-2006, 11:16 AM
interesting..i thought 3 would be the most popular. you handicap users have no shame.
Thank you!

Guyute
12-22-2006, 01:01 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I never claimed to have any shame.

Besides, the handicapped stall always has softer TP :lol

dsera
12-22-2006, 01:15 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I never claimed to have any shame.

Besides, the handicapped stall always has softer TP :lol
:whatever

CvillePong
12-22-2006, 01:28 PM
Wow, this is an eye opener. I thought everyone went right for the handicapped stall.

GreyStHokie
12-22-2006, 01:52 PM
Wow, this is an eye opener. I thought everyone went right for the handicapped stall.
i personally thought the results would go 3, 2, 1, 4

EClayton08
12-22-2006, 03:03 PM
you know the smart answer is stall 2, most people go for small 3, if they don't want the privacy they have no problem going to first one. ala stall 2 is the least used stall.

I hope this poll is proof of my theory that 2 would be the cleaner and less used than the others

RB3
12-23-2006, 06:08 PM
Stall 1. Naturally, people feel that this stall is the one used most often, and therefore the dirtiest, so they stay away from it, making it the cleanest.

kvisser
12-27-2006, 12:50 PM
it's simple...Stall 3....
you would walk in and assume Stall 1 is the most used, so it's the dirtiest, then you'd figured people would probably use stall 2 the most and would be the first someone would try to use if they came in after you sat down...so you go to stall three because after looking in stall 1 and 2 nobody's looking for feet anymore...thereby giving you more privacy (more i'd say than stall 4 because if a handicap person was to come in they'd check it first, and then it would cause some kind of unnecessary guilt or awkward moment when you were finished)

Strugz10
12-27-2006, 01:57 PM
it's simple...Stall 3....
you would walk in and assume Stall 1 is the most used, so it's the dirtiest, then you'd figured people would probably use stall 2 the most and would be the first someone would try to use if they came in after you sat down...so you go to stall three because after looking in stall 1 and 2 nobody's looking for feet anymore...thereby giving you more privacy (more i'd say than stall 4 because if a handicap person was to come in they'd check it first, and then it would cause some kind of unnecessary guilt or awkward moment when you were finished)

Yeah but what if everyone thinks this same rationale? Oh snap!

Kerwin
12-28-2006, 04:44 PM
i always seem to poop in the same stall at work that has no toilet paper.

simbro
12-28-2006, 04:55 PM
our hanicap stalls here are no bigger than the other ones, so i normally take that one if it is open.